Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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