"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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