I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
It's rum buckets o'clock
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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