My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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