i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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