I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Boobs are out for the taking
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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