Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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