I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
he thought i was a dude.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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