If that was your dad, he is hot
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
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