Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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