btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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