That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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