I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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