We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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