Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
what day is it and did you see me today?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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