If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
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