its not stalking. its research.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid