Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.