batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Canadian or clown?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.