i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
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I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
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Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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