I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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