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• (210): View more from Texas

  ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!

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• (713): View more from Texas

  i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.

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  29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..

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• (714): View more from California

  Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle

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  21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly

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• (516): View more from New York

  He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?

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