I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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