but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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