Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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