Sober January is a disaster.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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