But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
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Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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