I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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