Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Randomize
