Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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