He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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