At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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