People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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