Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i want to swaddle you in tequila
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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