Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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