I cockslap morals
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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