i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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