If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
True college students do jello shots in the library
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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