Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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