He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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