I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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