Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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