that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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