Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
