Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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