Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Terrible idea I love it
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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