I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
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"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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