the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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