I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
You left your phone here
Wait...
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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