So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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