I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
We had to coat check the pizza.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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