he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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