Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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