i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
we should paint friendship bongs
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