so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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