what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm getting married
To pizza
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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