If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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