But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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