My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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