Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
